Monday 14 October 2013

Annual Dinner And Pole Dancer

Last night was the annual dinner of my husband's company; which is an IT company. (Naah, I'm not going to blabber about how good the foods were.) 

The event started with the sexy dance of the cheerleaders. (I sincerely hoped that they were prettier)
Nice. Girls with short skirts and revealing body. Thank God I'm not too jealous type or my husband will need to face my silent treatment.

I was amazed, not by the cheerleaders, but the audience (which I would say 3/4 are males) didn't even make a sound. No fuyyoh or scream or making that mouse-calling sound (ha-ha). Na-da. Okay~~
I was like - what kind of crowd is this?

I have never been in a place where cheerleaders are not cheered upon.
What the hell is wrong with you people?

After the short speech of the CEO (thank God it was short), a performer got up the stage and started to undress. No, not stripped down to the bone. Behave, people. Just half-naked, she was. And she started pole danced. (I didn't even realize when they put up the pole on the stage).

My husband was enjoying the dance. 
Other men, however, was goddamn quiet.
Like seriously.

I was like - Are you guys for real?
Aren't you guys turned on or something? 
Don't you have d***?

Oh my God.
I spent the next minutes laughing with my husband.

Damn, geeks are so gay.
A half naked woman pole-danced in front of you and you have a boring look on your face?
One guy even had his hands crossed (defensive manner).

Oh my, 
Geeks, live a little.
Have fun.

Oh, I had fun.
Laughed all night.

I feel bad for the pole dancer. She danced well, but people don't seem to have interest on her.

Naah, I feel bad for the guys - for not being able to enjoy life.

Or could all the guys be feminists? LOL.

Disclaimer : This entry may not apply to all geeks. I never said they are sexually incapable. LOL.